“TU BHI HAS RAHA THA NA?!”
When some careless schmuck spills your perfectly concocted cup of chai.
"BHEN KI CHUT TUMHAARI."
When that rude rickshawallah refuses to take you home and you treat everyone to an unwanted round of verbal diarrhoea.
"CUNT."
When you get home after sweating it out in traffic and you stub your toe on your ignorant bed.
"FUCKING BASTARD."
When that deceitful little coworker does some chugli about you behind your back.
"GET READY FOR A BROKEN FUCKING ARM."